Monday, October 6, 2008

Not Me Monday!

For more "Not Me! Monday fun. Click on over to McMamma's blog!

I did not cry like a 5 year old on Friday because things did not go my way. I did not get myself composed and makeup fixed only to cry again. Oh, no not me. And just for those of you who are wondering...this was not done tucked away in the safety of my little boxy Element.

I did not wait in line 20 minutes @ Lowes only to be asked for my license that were in my car. I did not have to get back in a long line after getting my license. I did not secretly want to tell the cashier off for barely even glancing at my license after making such a big deal out of me having them. Oh, not me. I am sure I smiled sweetly. So sweetly that the cashier imagined us hand in hand skipping through a field of sunflowers. Wishing her and I were BFF's.

I did not nearly pass out when my Favorite Things Swap package cost almost as much to send as the contents inside. Since when does it cost over $25 dollars to send a package?

I did not go to two movies this weekend and enjoy the one one with the talking dogs over the one with the all star celebrity cast. No, I did not. I am a grown woman. Talking dogs do not make me laugh. Nor do, talking rats and iguanas. Nope. Never. Ugh.

I did not spend half the evening making babies with 4 hot men. I did not laugh out loud when I saw some of our offspring. I am not planning on putting in my parents photos to see if the baby resembles me. Really? Who would put that much effort into a silly little web game?

























I did not hear an old school song on CMT that made me think of him... and not thinking of him got me to thinking about what could have been..Nope, Not Me! That would be ridiculous to think about. That was to many years ago. To many tears ago. I haven't thought of him in ages. So, I would never do that ugh! That is just plain silly...

I did not just take a fun, comical post and throw in something serious. Nope, Not me! And none of you can prove it.... It most certainly wasn't me.

I am not going to be 33 on Friday. Nope, not me.

I did not just shamelessly mention my upcoming birthday in yet another blog post. For crying out loud.. I would never do that. Not in a million years. Sheesh.

I seriously did not just write this post out in a notebook while watching CMT because the computer was being used. I would not do that because there is way to many other things I could have been doing...things like putting fresh warm sheets straight from the dryer on my bed. Or pick out my clothes for tomorrow..or pack my lunch. You see, I am way to busy to write my blog out on paper before I actually type it.. No, not me. For you see, I always manage my time wisely.

65 comments:

Carla said...

So funny!

Amy said...

The babies that you "didn't" make are "not" adorable at all.;)

And what is it about CMT? It can make you think of things from so long ago, make you cry, make you sad, and make you long for more, all at the same time. Not me, of course, but I've heard stories of it affecting others that way.;)

Another great post, Becky! And thanks again for sharing your top secret blogging skills with me.;)

God Bless,
Amy:)

Celine said...

I loved it!
Thanks for making me smile today! :)

Ruby Red Slippers said...

My hub and I did a computer generated baby before we had our kids-It was the ugliest thing ever!!! I think I saved the pic. because I was tramatized! Yours are much cuter, so the real one one day will be even better!!!
(Really, the talking dog movie was good?)

Glamorous Life of a House Wife said...

You are ca-razy, girl!

Jennifer said...

Is that the Hoff? Love your Not Me's and I bet you did look as sweet as can be when that incident happened at Lowes!

Lisa said...

You crack me up. That making babies game looks hilarious!! Thanks for making me giggle and smile today.

Megan said...

Love these Not Me Monday's! Yours are great!

Lori said...

the making babies thing is too funny

thanks for stopping by my blog

My home - My life said...

You are too funny!

Can I add one? I did not site at home on Saturday night and cry like a baby while watching the Notebook (which I have already seen). Nope, did not cry like a hysterical mess!

Grand Pooba said...

Loved your Not Me Monday post! Thank you for starting out my day with a laugh!

I still haven't decided which child I like best have you?

Honey Mommy said...

I am going to have to check out that website! I bet I wouldn't waste time "making babies" either!

Melissa@MamaMonoblogs said...

HI Becky! Thanks for stopping by my blog again. Yes, my search for the perfect bra is ongoing. Hopefully I will win this battle in the near future! I enjoyed your Not Me posts. I think I liked your offspring with Rob Lowe the best. You two make nice looking babies. :o) And there is nothing wrong with writing your blog out before you actually blog it. That's just good preparation. Have a good day!

The Shillingburg's said...

Um...best post ever!! You're absolutely hilarious! The babies freak me out a bit, though :).

Melissa said...

Too funny!! My daughter saw the talking dog movie this weekend and loved it!!
And it's ok to "not" throw mention of your birthday...I know I would "never" do that to get some extra attention!! he-he

The Pink Potpourri said...

that's great :) and i love your new design/layout on your blog! so cute and fallish!

Faith said...

You are hilarious! I love that you wrote your blog post out on paper first! I loved this post!

Elaine said...

I love it, great "Not Me's"

Rebecca Jo said...

Your little red headed baby is just too cute!!! (I'm so going over & making my own babies now!!!)

Tonya said...

Girl, you are TOO FUNNY! I've not heard of that baby making site and I'd SO NEVER try it out for myself! HA!!! O:-)

OH YEAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY on FRiday!

Annie said...

hahaha - those kids are U-G-L-Y...don't ever have kids with those men! LOL Good thing it's just a silly game...and you real kids will be adorable!

I did "not" freak out a bit when I read that you spent 4 hours making babies with 4 hot men! And, it did "not" take me a minute to catch on! LOL

Great post this week :)

Lindsey said...

What a clever post! I loved it!!

Kimberly said...

well, as cute as you are in your photo - something is definitely wrong with that website - your babies will definitely be cutie-pies! thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment... oh, and like your other comment leaver... I so did not COMPLETELY miss the 4-hot men thing for the first like 5 seconds after I read it!! I'm way too sharp for that!

DarleyFamily said...

Happy early birthday. I hope you have a wonderful day! Sounds like a fun movie and the kids are so cute:) m

Marie said...

OMG! What a great blog! LOL! I love the baby pictures!!

Thanks for stopping by to see me & my blog! Come back again soon!

Ordinary Mom said...

Great post! I love DWTS also! I am kind of rooting for Warren Sapp..and of course I'm a huge fan of Susan Lucci in anything she does. How about you??

Sara T said...

Do you too request clean bathrooms? It's not a lot, but you know.. Teach preschool? I long termed in in and loved it. Lucky gal

Emily said...

I Love mentioning my birthday right before it comes up! Isnt if funny how songs can bring back old memories of love and love lost! Funny how that works! happy monday girl!

Junita said...

I wonder if my husband and I would have had children if we did that fist! Too funny!

Rachel said...

your sooo cute! writing out your posts...good idea though!! I do have a pretty good memory; heck I can remember Love's dialogue that's a task in itself!

$24 to ship a package... I only spent $1.51 shipping yours or my company did oooppss... I hope I put enough postage on it...it's worth $40 bucks so it betta get there!

Straight to Your Hart said...

I did not just crack a smile today when reading your not so funny post..So I do not Thank you!!

Carrie said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog. :)
Most of your favorite movies are on my list too (even if they don't show up in my profile - that would require taking the time to update it)

Have a great week!

Jenn said...

I love your Not Me! Mondays. I certainly can't identify with any of them, super star though I am. Oh wait...you checked out my blog, and now know the truth.

(By the way, I put the wrong link the first time at MckMama's--check out my blog for this week's new NM!M!)

Michelle said...

LOL! That was too funny. I did my 1st Not me today. Not as entertaining, but fun to do just the same!

Thanks for your layout know how.

Jenn said...

By the way, I love your header! You said it was easy to do...would you be willing to share? I'd love to make one, or at least try.

Brooke said...

You Not Me! Mondays make me laugh!!! Have a great Monday :)

Kelsey said...

omg I loved it!!!
Such a funny list and now you've got me wanting to go make babies too.
Wonder how my kid with the hottie from the Armani ad will look....
Happy Almost birthday!!

HiHoOhio said...

I did not have aHEATH BAR while paying at Kroger!

S.L.P said...

You make beautiful babies!

Prachar family said...

Thanks for checking out my list! Yours is a riot! Yes, I was at the Gaylord, it is an amazing place isn't it??
Travis

J.C. said...

Thanks for the comment!

I love your wise use of time. ;-) I do not spend hours frivolously either!

Wendy said...

You should write a book M'lady!! You are TOO funny! I nearly pee'd my pants!!
I adore you!!..xx..
You made me smile like a Cheshire cat!
Wendy..xx..

Destini said...

Those babies are beautiful even if they are not yours!
Thanks for the smile today. Dont you feel so liberated?? :)

Jenn said...

You are hilarious!!! The babies you didn't make had me rolling on the floor laughing.

Advertise that birthday girl - I'm all for that!!

Hall Family in MD said...

Since you asked...he most certainly helped in the kitchen =) I love the pics of the babies you'd have with those hot celebrities. lol

Allmykids123 said...

Gosh Dangit! Did you have to show me that making babies thing? All I need is another thing to do on this dang computer. I spent days doing the YearbookYourself!!! AAH!

Hope you are doing well my new blog buddy!

sassy stephanie said...

I've never seen the babies thing. Funny!!

I love your new fall look!

Marty said...

I'm glad I'm not the only who writes things down only so I can type them later. Not Me.

Rachel said...

I totally get the "checking your license thing" all the time... drives me NUTS!

At least just take it as a compliment that you look young!

Love your new header :)

Megan said...

Whoaaa look at all your comments! I thank you for my addiction, I LOVE scrapblog. When we finally set a date I am making save the date cards from there! And I can make Christmas cards...oh the list goes on and on. :0)

"so sweetly that the cashier imagines us hand in hand skipping through a field of sunflowers"...toooo funny, you CRACK me up!!

I wish I lived near you we would certainly celebrate your upcoming birthday!

Kristen said...

You are so funny!! The baby making website is hilarious, and the 3rd or 4th kid is super adorable (is it with Rob Lowe?) :)

imbeingheldhostage said...

I love this! And I'm not wishing you a happy birthday early because it's not nearly your 33rd... ;-0

Liz said...

I love that you didn't make babies (although my eyes popped when I first read that comment!!)

Favorite Things Swap? That sounds like a fun time!! (although I am sure it was more fun before the sticker shock)

Jennifer said...

I noticed in one of your other comments your addiction to pogo!! I so am too and I'm a member...that's what I asked for as a college graduation present from my mom...pitiful I know!!

Smiling Shelly said...

I do not like your not me monday posts at all. I do not come back each monday to read about the things you have not done this week.
I do not think the pictures of those kids that you did not create are adorable and I will be looking forward to hearing about what you did not do again next Monday :)

Christy said...

You are too funny! The Oldies on CMT get to me sometimes too and the making babies was hilarious...cute kids...LOL!

Ashley Griffin said...

For crying out loud... those babies are hilarious!!!
And I can't stand the Lowes thing either. Makes me want to "loose my religion" everytime!!

Carla said...

Super cute! Loved seeing all those beautiful faces!

Mary Kay said...

I love the Not me's...and the making babies label...hope you have a blessed 33rd birthday!!!

Lexie Loo & Dylan Too said...

Too funny! I hope you have a great birthday on Friday!

AVT Coach said...

Your list was very funny and very creative! I don't post with Not Me Monday, I only recently found out about it but I read the posts of the blogs I follow and I follow yours! What a treat, these had me laughing. When you "don't" think about that boy you "didn't" love, "don't" think about him aging badly or sitting in jail!
Great post!

girlytwins said...

This is so funny. I love it.

I enjoy reading your blog. Thanks for stopping by mine from Angie's. Hope to see you around more :)

Rose C said...

Love the babies! SO cute!

Kristen said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog! Your posts are too funny! Can't wait for next week!

Melanie said...

Oh my ... I am laughing so hard I"m crying about the Lowe's lady. BFF indeed! Soooo been there and done that, at the post office!