I did not have the most fabulous Birthday Week ever. My family and friends did not totally bless me above and beyond what I deserved.
I did not eat out twice this weekend and pray the calories would not effect weigh in Monday. I did not do this because everyone knows that calories still count even if it's your birthday.
At one of the places I did not go, I did not wish that I had only ordered lettuce wraps and nothing else. Because how silly is it to order just an appetiser?One of the other places we did not eat at this weekend was Red Robin. While we were not there, we did not absolutely love the freckled lemonade. It was not super yummy. We also did not walk out of there with 4 of those fun glasses. We didn't ask the waitress if we could buy some.. and she did not say YES.We also didn't have their Mile High Mudd Pie. Because that would be way to many calories. And if we did order it. We most definitely wouldn't be able to finish it. It would be totally wasted..I did not make myself refrain from entering Saks Fifth Avenue and the Coach Store in while in Utica Square. When I am trying to stick to a budget, I do not have to refrain from places of this nature because I have impeccable self control.
I did not hug a sales lady not once, but twice, while I was shopping for a new pair of Jeans. She did not tell me that I was just to darn cute.. I would never hug a stranger just because she was kind and went out her way to be extremely helpful.
I did not tell her that she could trust my BFF because after completing her 30 day program she was completely cured of her shop lifting tendencies.. because I would never joke around like this.. I would never make up crazy stuff about my friend and blurt it out for the whole store to hear while they were allowing her to use a staff only restroom.
After all the hugging, and the talking I did not leave the store empty handed only to realize that I would have to order them online because they did not have petite in the color that I wanted. I did not grumble about my short legs. I did not wonder if the sales lady wished she could take her hugs that she initiated back?
I did not hate that OU lost to Texas.
I did not let my licence expire because that would be a big stinkin' mess. I did not find this out while attempting to get a new cell phone. Did you know that if this would have happened they wouldn't even let me get a new phone with an expired license? Did you also know that in Oklahoma..if you let your licence expire you have to present your birth certificate and about 36 other documents to get a new one. Good thing I haven't lost my Birth Certificate : ( Good thing it doesn't cost 27 dollars to get a new one within a week. Ugh.