Not Me Monday!

For more "Not Me! Monday fun. Click on over to McMamma's blog!

I did not cry like a 5 year old on Friday because things did not go my way. I did not get myself composed and makeup fixed only to cry again. Oh, no not me. And just for those of you who are wondering...this was not done tucked away in the safety of my little boxy Element.

I did not wait in line 20 minutes @ Lowes only to be asked for my license that were in my car. I did not have to get back in a long line after getting my license. I did not secretly want to tell the cashier off for barely even glancing at my license after making such a big deal out of me having them. Oh, not me. I am sure I smiled sweetly. So sweetly that the cashier imagined us hand in hand skipping through a field of sunflowers. Wishing her and I were BFF's.

I did not nearly pass out when my Favorite Things Swap package cost almost as much to send as the contents inside. Since when does it cost over $25 dollars to send a package?

I did not go to two movies this weekend and enjoy the one one with the talking dogs over the one with the all star celebrity cast. No, I did not. I am a grown woman. Talking dogs do not make me laugh. Nor do, talking rats and iguanas. Nope. Never. Ugh.

I did not spend half the evening making babies with 4 hot men. I did not laugh out loud when I saw some of our offspring. I am not planning on putting in my parents photos to see if the baby resembles me. Really? Who would put that much effort into a silly little web game?

I did not hear an old school song on CMT that made me think of him... and not thinking of him got me to thinking about what could have been..Nope, Not Me! That would be ridiculous to think about. That was to many years ago. To many tears ago. I haven't thought of him in ages. So, I would never do that ugh! That is just plain silly...

I did not just take a fun, comical post and throw in something serious. Nope, Not me! And none of you can prove it.... It most certainly wasn't me.

I am not going to be 33 on Friday. Nope, not me.

I did not just shamelessly mention my upcoming birthday in yet another blog post. For crying out loud.. I would never do that. Not in a million years. Sheesh.

I seriously did not just write this post out in a notebook while watching CMT because the computer was being used. I would not do that because there is way to many other things I could have been doing...things like putting fresh warm sheets straight from the dryer on my bed. Or pick out my clothes for tomorrow..or pack my lunch. You see, I am way to busy to write my blog out on paper before I actually type it.. No, not me. For you see, I always manage my time wisely.